No, no, magic doesn't exist. Let's just put that straight. Now, science exists I have a loadfull of knowledge that will tell you that science for certain exists!

Humans, now humans believe in magic, but I don't so there must be some other reason, not magic, for why I am now a human.

[He pauses, smiles and rubs the back of his head nervously.]

Of course humans aren't bad! I don't...I'm not one! I'm a robot...a small core AI and I work at Aperture Labs.