1st Mistake

[thatlittlemoron]

[The feed comes on, but of course…it doesn’t appear to be intentional. A pink paw comes onto the screen, tapping it rather slowly. A voice is heard.]

Hey, hey, you knock it off! Whatever…you are…. What even are you mate…come on? What kind of get up is that, being pink and slow….

[He sighs and moves to pick up the Gear, but struggles a bit as he tries to grasp the device. He continually picks it up for a few moments before he drops it again. His form comes into view and an average sized boy hunches over. Pearl skinned, lanky and a head covered by ginger curls. He wore some sort of science uniform or jumpsuit? It wasn't normally seen in such a setting.]

Oh shit! Snap! Stupid human fingers! Who’s bloody idea was to turn me into a human. Magic doesn’t exist and I sure aren’t in Aperture Labs…. Darn it! Come on!

[With much struggle he finally succeeds and stares back at the camera for a while before turning to look at his slowpoke]

No. Don’t think that way, here you are calling me names when you can’t even do a damn thing yourself.

And just to get something straight. I’m not a moron and I know you weren’t just thinking it, because wouldn’t that be calling the kettle black. Not that I am the kettle…or a black kettle or a pot. Right! The pot calling the kettle black! That is not happening right now.

[Plop and the Gear falls from his fingers again.]

Damn! Stupid humans! Stupid human fingers! What is going on!

[A pause.]

No! I don’t need you to comment on that! [Wait was he actually talking to the pokemon. Thinking that it would respond? Odd.]

Comments

[video]

[thatlittlemoron]

No, I don't think I will. theres no decomposing laboratories based on testing subjects around here and I am currently not a nanobot. I can't accomplish much in a human body...again not to say humans aren't capable. Just can't mess with evolution and all that.

Not sure how they are companions when they are...dumb. Oh! he was calling me a moron, which just to clarify I am not. I mean we just met and already he is calling me names. Rude, just an all out hate crime. I don't even know what to call it, Slowpoke, is what the tiny computer said. Speaking of which why doesn't it bloody talk, the computer I mean, it doesn't say much.

[video]

[oubliet]

[the Slowpoke was just being rude, then? a disapproving half of a frown.

also, he shakes his head.]

I-I don't know. Are computers supposed to talk more?

We didn't have them where I lived. Anywhere I lived.

[video]

[thatlittlemoron]

No computers! Oh...welll..HEH that's unfortunate for you...can't imagine science would do much for ya or theorems.... The cosmos! All those factors that you would need a computer for.

[In so many words he might be calling you stupid.]

[video]

[oubliet]

[he can't tell that specifically, but he does hear sooooomething he doesn't quite like in the tone.]

We have science.

[his tone of voice is light and friendly, still, but he looks a little put out--not offended, so much as like he's just been told a joke that he can't wrap his head around.]

...But we don't have computers!

[video]

[thatlittlemoron]

[Wheatley not having much experience of reading expressions doesn't react to his tone or facial features. Instead he stands aghast, mouth dropping!]

No computers! Well...that is...well unfortunate.