[... you know, Yusuke's screwed up a lot over the course of his life, but at least he can say he's never screwed up this bad. Were the Charmander not in such visibly poor shape, his first response to seeing this video would probably be to give the guy shit about being a moron. As it is, though--]

Idiot, don't just walk off and stuff your face! Can't you see that your Charmander's flame is about to go out? Get it to the hospital before you wind up with a dead lizard on your hands!