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2nd Mistake - Video
May. 11th, 2015 07:55 pm[The feed comes on and there is a just a nervous and uncertain looking robot human. He holds his fingers in his mouth an bites nervously at the tips. A groan sounds and he shifts the camera, shaking it in his grip.]
Oh...ahh...hmm. This...this is bad.
[It appears to be a pokemon center in the background. There is a moment where he drops the view of the camera and a very weak looking charmander, a young one, can be seen being held in his hands. It's flame was weak, barely flickering with life.
In the next moment he drops the camera and the sound of angry gibberish, muttering something about stupid human grip and fingers, can be heard as he frantically tries to balance the camera and the pokemon at the same time.]
Oh umm, darn it! Shoot...so...uhh ehehe. [He spurts air through his lips in a 'pffffffbbbb' sound.] Sooooo, pokemon, this one. I just wanted to say I wouldn't recommend giving them a bath. Water...anything nothing don't do it. They don't like it! It actually glitches them out, renders them useless. Of course this only applies to those with fire attached to them!
Now...you may be asking why I know this and just to clarify there is no reason at all to be asking that. I'm just letting others know incase they may be wondering if it's a good idea to engage in hydro aquatic activites with fire! No, no it' not good. Don't do it!
[A pause.]
Hehehhe well uhh this has been just great, simply educational hasn't it. I'm going to attend to..... Going to get some snacks from the pokemon center vending machines, yes! Nothing happened that might make you think something bad happened to a pokemon. No everything...is fine!
Oh...ahh...hmm. This...this is bad.
[It appears to be a pokemon center in the background. There is a moment where he drops the view of the camera and a very weak looking charmander, a young one, can be seen being held in his hands. It's flame was weak, barely flickering with life.
In the next moment he drops the camera and the sound of angry gibberish, muttering something about stupid human grip and fingers, can be heard as he frantically tries to balance the camera and the pokemon at the same time.]
Oh umm, darn it! Shoot...so...uhh ehehe. [He spurts air through his lips in a 'pffffffbbbb' sound.] Sooooo, pokemon, this one. I just wanted to say I wouldn't recommend giving them a bath. Water...anything nothing don't do it. They don't like it! It actually glitches them out, renders them useless. Of course this only applies to those with fire attached to them!
Now...you may be asking why I know this and just to clarify there is no reason at all to be asking that. I'm just letting others know incase they may be wondering if it's a good idea to engage in hydro aquatic activites with fire! No, no it' not good. Don't do it!
[A pause.]
Hehehhe well uhh this has been just great, simply educational hasn't it. I'm going to attend to..... Going to get some snacks from the pokemon center vending machines, yes! Nothing happened that might make you think something bad happened to a pokemon. No everything...is fine!
