2nd Mistake - Video

[thatlittlemoron]

[The feed comes on and there is a just a nervous and uncertain looking robot human. He holds his fingers in his mouth an bites nervously at the tips. A groan sounds and he shifts the camera, shaking it in his grip.]

Oh...ahh...hmm. This...this is bad.

[It appears to be a pokemon center in the background. There is a moment where he drops the view of the camera and a very weak looking charmander, a young one, can be seen being held in his hands. It's flame was weak, barely flickering with life.

In the next moment he drops the camera and the sound of angry gibberish, muttering something about stupid human grip and fingers, can be heard as he frantically tries to balance the camera and the pokemon at the same time.]

Oh umm, darn it! Shoot...so...uhh ehehe. [He spurts air through his lips in a 'pffffffbbbb' sound.] Sooooo, pokemon, this one. I just wanted to say I wouldn't recommend giving them a bath. Water...anything nothing don't do it. They don't like it! It actually glitches them out, renders them useless. Of course this only applies to those with fire attached to them!

Now...you may be asking why I know this and just to clarify there is no reason at all to be asking that. I'm just letting others know incase they may be wondering if it's a good idea to engage in hydro aquatic activites with fire! No, no it' not good. Don't do it!

[A pause.]

Hehehhe well uhh this has been just great, simply educational hasn't it. I'm going to attend to..... Going to get some snacks from the pokemon center vending machines, yes! Nothing happened that might make you think something bad happened to a pokemon. No everything...is fine!

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[codeforhope]

[While this is alarming for multiple obvious reasons, it's hitting Chihiro even moreso since that's one of the eggs he bred last month. Seeing the poor thing in such a state...]

You need to take your Charmander to the Pokemon Center right away!

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[angerpoints]

[... you know, Yusuke's screwed up a lot over the course of his life, but at least he can say he's never screwed up this bad. Were the Charmander not in such visibly poor shape, his first response to seeing this video would probably be to give the guy shit about being a moron. As it is, though--]

Idiot, don't just walk off and stuff your face! Can't you see that your Charmander's flame is about to go out? Get it to the hospital before you wind up with a dead lizard on your hands!

[badabooms]

...you put a fire-monster. Into WATER.

[Just... that face. He's had some choice words about humanity in the past, and suddenly they all feel very much vindicated.]